28 reasons why i would date you(and then 28 more)

1. If we went to dinner, I would get free food.
2. You're a good listener.
3. It is more fun than doing 100 push ups.
4. You have never broken into a bears home and eaten all of his porridge.
5. I would most likely enjoy it.
6. You can USUALLY eat spaghetti without getting it on your shirt.
7. You have never pulled the football away from Charlie Brown.
8. Dogs seem to like you.
9. You dont cry over spilled milk.
10. You have never locked yourself in a car.
11. You would never smoke nor drink if you pregnant.
12. You like clouds.
13. I will forever wonder what I'm missing if I dont date you.
14. You're not that much of an eyesore.
15. You're housebroken.
16. You dont turn into a werewolf during a full moon.
17. You're usually able to find Waldo.
18. You believe the rabbit should be given some Trix.
19. If I dont like it, I would get a free refund.
20. You have never yelled "Fire!" in a crowded theater.
21. You understand the difference between there, their, and they're.
22. You think Nancy Drew is a better detective then the Hardy Boys.
23. YOU'LL SUPPLY THE CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES.
24. You check the expiration date on the milk carton.
25. You have gotten to the center of the Tootsie-roll center of a Tootsie-Pop without biting it.
26. You use your seat belt.
27. It would make you smile.
28. It would make me smile.

&28MORE

1. You believe the world is round.
2. You have a pulse.
3. You support the Girl Scouts by buying cookies.
4. You're cuddly (sorta).
5. You'll tutor me for free.
6. You are fully functional.
7. You “Just Say No” to drugs.
8. When getting off an elevator at a 20+ story building, you don’t push all the buttons so everyone has to stop at every floor.
9. You don’t *just* want to grope my body.
10. You lift heavy objects with a straight back and your knees bent.
11. You have never played a mean trick on Smokey the Bear.
12. You rarely stare directly at the sun.
13. You’ll try anything 4 or 5 times. It may be an acquired taste.
14. You have never been responsible for, nor participated in, an arranged marriage.
15. Your face has never appeared on an FBI wanted poster.
16. You intrigue me.
17. You're nobody’s fool. If I would like you to be mine, I'd just say so.
18. You have very little trouble remembering where you live.
19. You're all-natural, no artificial colors or flavors.
20. You have "impeccable" taste in women.
21. You am sensitive.
22. If I don’t, I’ll feel bad about it in the morning.
23. You have your own toothbrush.
24. You have never exploited the tradition of mistletoe.
25. You're available.
26. You have never once burned an egg while trying to boil it.
27. You can usually open those pesky jar lids.
28. I am falling madly in love with you, I just haven’t realized it yet.
BUT YOU DONT DATE.